Surprise Series #7

every morning i walk to the school for my spanish class. it's a long walk, but the perfect way to start my day slowly while getting some exclusive time to listen to my favorite musics. like most colleges or universities, many of the windows on the exterior of the building are littered with advertisements for upcoming concerts, events, and student groups. let me tell you how astonished i was when i took a gander at one and found my very own father, Egons K. Dunens, starting back at me. i quickly looked around and upon realizing the coast was clear, took the paper with me. for your viewing pleasure, indisputable proof that my father, Egons K. Dunens, was down here in argentina:

now please compare it against this and tell me that Mario Ruben Bao and Egons K. Dunens are not the same person:

now i'm not completely sure what to make of this. for those of you are who unable to read the posted paper i found, it says that my father under the name of Mario Ruben Bao was murdered by the city police in 1993. now, i've been under the assumption for sometime that my father was born in germany, immigrated to the u.s. at the age of five, and subsequently spent the rest of his time as a resident of that country. however, this paper seems to show otherwise. while pretending to be a mild-mannered acoustical engineer by day, has my father really been a government operative jet setting around the world? we know that the u.s. was not particularly fond of some of argentina's governments in the past. was he sent south of the border to destabilize a potentially dangerous situation?

what we do have is more evidence of my father incognito:

so whether or not this is all just a string of likely coincident, i'm almost 100% certain now that my father was formerly an operative for the united states government who had an assassination attempt on his life in argentina when he was working to destabilize their government and then faked his own death to get away and retire to a quiet life with his family in back in the old u.s. of a. quite the surprise indeed.